Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Oh Dear God

The Reliable Source has this gem:

Senator Ben Affleck.

If you liked him as Bennifer . . . you'll love him as Benator!

That's the hot new idea being tossed around by Virginia Democrats, who are desperately searching for a big name to challenge the reelection bid of rising GOP star Sen. George Allen next year, now that outgoing Gov. Mark Warner has ducked out.

How low can the Democrats go? Affleck, the Art Garfunkel to Matt Damon's Paul Simon, doesn't even have the talent to act the part of a Senator. I have furniture smarter than him.

On the other hand, Caligula made his horse a Roman Senator.

"Hey Ben, what's two and two?" (Stomp. Stomp. Stomp. Stomp.)


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